1．we two who and who？  

　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿 ?

2．how are you ? how old are you?  

　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？  

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you  

　　你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你  

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！  

　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!  

　　有事起奏，无事退朝  

6．you me you me  

　　 彼此彼此  

7．You Give Me Stop!!  

　　 你给我站住！  

8．know is know noknow is noknow  

　　 知之为知之， 不知为不 知...  

9．WATCH SISTER  

　　 表妹  

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!  

　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞  
11．American Chinese not enough  

　　美中不 足  

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  

　　 车祸现场描述  

13．heart flower angry open  

　　心花怒放  

14．go past no mistake past  

　　 走过路过， 不要错过  

15．小明：I am sorry!  

　　 老外：I am sorry too!  

　　小明：I am sorry three!  

　　 老外：What are you sorry for?  

　　小明：I am sorry five!  

16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!  

　　 要钱没有，要命一条  

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.  

　　我叫李老大，今年25。  

18．you have two down son。  

　　你有两下子。  

19．as far as you go to die  

　　有多远，死多远！！！！  

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you　face ,I turn my　face  

　　 给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻

呵呵   有意思

呵呵   越看越有趣

中式英语 也应该发扬光大

会误导大家的
my god

额。。。

吓死人了  怎么这样啊 呵呵

少看看这个，影响语感