A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.

  The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.

  Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

  The drunk replies, "It's no use knocking, there's no paper on this side either."

一个酒鬼摇摇晃晃的走进了天主教堂，之后进入祷告室，坐了下来但是一句话也没有说。
牧师咳嗽了好几次以让他注意到自己的存在，但是没有效果。酒鬼依旧坐着。
最后牧师实在忍不住地敲了敲隔板。
酒鬼没好气的说：“别敲了，我这里也没有手纸！”