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The Wrinkled Nightgown


  A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

  Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"


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The Wrinkled Nightgown
  A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

  Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

那百摺裙似的睡衣
今天是他和他妻子结婚50周年纪念日,所以他给她买了一件250美元的透明睡衣
到晚上要睡觉的时候她想起睡衣还放在楼下的箱子里,就裸赤着身体准备下楼,经过他面前的时候,他说:"[口]哎呀! 真没想到! 好家伙!花了我250元的衣服他们至少给我熨平点啊!"

习惯用语
a long word [口]一段很长的时间
a word and a blow 一句话不对头就动手; 一言不合就拔刀相向 说干就干, 翻脸无情
a word in season 及时的劝告; 及时的意见
a word in your ear 跟你讲句悄悄话, 跟你讲句私话
a word of a sort 生气的话; 尖锐的责骂
a word or two 一两句话; 简单的交谈; 简短的发言
a word out of season 不合时宜的劝告; 过时的意见
A word spoken is past recalling. [谚]一言既出, 驷马难追。
a word to the wise 明白人用不着多说; 随便提一句就够了
A word to the wise is enough [谚]智者一言已足; 明白人用不着细说。
A word to the wise is sufficient [谚]智者一言已足; 明白人用不着细说。
at a word (=with the word) 一听见命令就...; 马上
at the word of command 【军】命令一下
bandy words (跟人)吵架, 扯皮; 争辩
be as good as one's word 说到做到, 说话算数, 守信用
be unable to put two words together 一句话都说不清楚
be worse than one's word 食言, 失信
believe sth. on sb.'s bare word 轻信某人说的某事
better than one's word 所做的超过所答应的; 比所允诺的还要慷慨
beyond words 无法用语言表达
break one's word 食言, 失信
bring word 传话, 通知
by word of mouth 口头地
clothe in words 用语言表达
eat one's words (被迫)收回前言, 承认说错
take back one's words (被迫)收回前言, 承认说错
swallow one's words (被迫)收回前言, 承认说错
exchange words with 与...争辩; 与...吵架
Fine words butter no parsnips. [谚]好听的诺言不能当饭吃。
Fair words butter no parsnips. [谚]好听的诺言不能当饭吃。
Kind words butter no parsnips. [谚]好听的诺言不能当饭吃。
Soft words butter no parsnips. [谚]好听的诺言不能当饭吃。
Fine words dress ill deeds. [谚]花言巧语足以粉饰恶行。
from the word go [口]从一开头; 从头到尾
get a word in edgeways 插嘴, 插一句话
get a word in edgewise 插嘴, 插一句话
get the last word 在争论中硬要说出最后一句话; 强辩到底 下结论, 说了算
have the last word 在争论中硬要说出最后一句话; 强辩到底 下结论, 说了算
say the last word 在争论中硬要说出最后一句话; 强辩到底 下结论, 说了算
get the final word 在争论中硬要说出最后一句话; 强辩到底 下结论, 说了算
have the final word 在争论中硬要说出最后一句话; 强辩到底 下结论, 说了算
say the final word 在争论中硬要说出最后一句话; 强辩到底 下结论, 说了算
get the word 得到命令[吩咐] [口]明白, 领会
get word 获得消息, 听说, 得知
have word 获得消息, 听说, 得知
give one's word 保证, 承担; 答应, 允诺
pass one's word 保证, 承担; 答应, 允诺
pawn one's word 保证, 承担; 答应, 允诺
pledge one's word 保证, 承担; 答应, 允诺
give one's word of honour 以名誉担保
on one's word of honour 以名誉担保
give sb. one's good word 推荐某人; 说某人好
give the word 说出通行口令 向官兵传达通行口令 发信号; 指示; 下命令
give words to 用语言表达
go back on one's word 食言, 失信
go behind sb.'s words 揣摩某人话中的深意
God's word 《圣经》; 《福音书》 (基督教的)道
good words [口]好好说, 不要那么凶
good words and no deeds 光说好听的话没有行动
Good words are worth much and cost little. (=Good words cost nothing, but are worth much.) [谚]好话不要本钱, 但价值很大。
half a word 片言只字, 一两句话
hang on sb.'s words 为某人的口才所迷, 倾听某人说的每一个字
hang upon sb.'s words 为某人的口才所迷, 倾听某人说的每一个字
hang on sb.'s lips 为某人的口才所迷, 倾听某人说的每一个字
hang upon sb.'s lips 为某人的口才所迷, 倾听某人说的每一个字
hang on sb.'s every word 为某人的口才所迷, 倾听某人说的每一个字
hang upon sb.'s every word 为某人的口才所迷, 倾听某人说的每一个字
Hard words break no bones. [谚]恶语伤不倒人。
have a word with sb. 和某人谈一两句话, 和某人谈谈
have no words for sth. 难以用言语形容某事
have no words for to express sth. 难以用言语形容某事
have words with 和...争论[争吵]
in a few words 简单说来, 总之
in a word 一句话, 总而言之
in one word 一句话, 总而言之
in other words换句话说, 也就是说
in plain words 坦率地(说); 明白地(说)
in so many words 一字不差地(说); 清楚地(说); 直截了当地(说)
in word 口头上
in word and in deed 在言语上和行动上
in words of one syllable 用浅显明了的话说, 简单明了地(说)...
is not the word for it [口]...这个字眼还不足以形容
keep one's word 守信用, 履行诺言
hold one's word 守信用, 履行诺言
leave word 留言, 留下字条或口信
make words 谈论, 提起 说个没完, 喋喋不休
Many a true word is spoken in jest. [谚]笑谈之中有至理。
Many words cut more than swords. [谚]刀伤有法治, 舌伤无术医 。
Many words hurt more than swords. [谚]刀伤有法治, 舌伤无术医 。
Many words will not fill a bushel. [谚]空言无补; 画饼不能充饥。
Mere words will not fill a bushel. [谚]空言无补; 画饼不能充饥。
Mark my words! [口]你听着; 记住我的话好了!
My word ! [口]哎呀! 真没想到! 好家伙!
Upon my word ! [口]哎呀! 真没想到! 好家伙!
my word upon it 我敢保证, 一定
not a word! [口]别说出去; 别告诉别人!
not another word! 别再说了!
not breathe a word 只字不提, 保守秘密
not exchange more than a few words with 同...没有谈过三句话; 同...没有真正友好关系
not exchange half a dozem words with 同...没有谈过三句话; 同...没有真正友好关系
not have a word to throw at a dog (因孤僻或高傲)不和别人谈话, 不理人
not mince (one's) words 直截了当地说, 坦率地说, 毫不客气地说
on one's word of honour 以名誉担保
give one's word of honour 以名誉担保
one's word is (as good as) one's bond 某人说话很算数, 某人的诺言极可靠
pass the word 发出命令; 说出口令
pick one's word 注意措词; 字斟句酌
play on words 玩弄字眼, 说双关语, 说俏皮话
play upon words 玩弄字眼, 说双关语, 说俏皮话
press the words 坚持字面的解释, 坚持牵强附会的解释
proceed from words to blows 由争吵演成殴斗
put in a word for sb. 替某人说情; 推荐某人; 为某人辩护
put in a good word for sb. 替某人说情; 推荐某人; 为某人辩护
put in a say for sb. 替某人说情; 推荐某人; 为某人辩护
put in a good say for sb. 替某人说情; 推荐某人; 为某人辩护
speak a good word for sb. 替某人说情; 推荐某人; 为某人辩护
put... into words 用言语表达
give words to 用言语表达
put words in sb.'s mouth 教某人应该怎样讲, 向某人提示怎样说 认为[声称]某人说过某话
put words into sb.'s mouth 教某人应该怎样讲, 向某人提示怎样说 认为[声称]某人说过某话
say the word 表示一下; 吩咐一下
speak the word 表示一下; 吩咐一下
sb.'s word is law 某人的话就是法律
send word 派人通知, 传话
take my word for it (=you can take my word for it) 相信我的话吧; 我敢保证
take my word for it (=you may take my word for it) 相信我的话吧; 我敢保证
take my word for it (=you must take my word for it) 相信我的话吧; 我敢保证
take sb. at his word 相信某人的话, 照某人的话去做
take the words out of sb.'s mouth 讲出某人正要讲的话
take (up) the word 开始发言
throw a word to sb. as a bone to a dog 以漫不经心态度同某人讲话; 以粗鲁的态度同某人讲话
true to one's word 忠于诺言, 守约
upon my word 说实话, 我敢保证 哎呀! 好家伙!
on my word 说实话, 我敢保证 哎呀! 好家伙!
waste one's words 白费口舌
weigh one's words 斟酌词句
What's the good word? [口]有什么新闻? 近况好吗?
without (saying) a word 不说一句话就..., 一声不响就...
without many words 没有多余的话; 不声不响
write word (of) 用文字报告
word(s) and deed(s) 言与行
word came that 有消息传来说
word came of 有消息传来说
Words are but wind. [谚]话是空的(意指行动才有意义。)
Words are the wise man's counters and the fool's money. [谚]聪明人把言语当筹码, 傻瓜把言语当金钱。
words fail sb. [口](由于太激动)某人说不出话来, 不知道说什么好
Words pay no debts. [谚]空话还不了债; 空言无补。
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2008-5-26 19:53:21
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thanks for sharing!
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