Joke of Today
  A Fine Match

    One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

    The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

    Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

好  谢谢楼主

  完美的一对

一天，一位女士看到一只老鼠在她厨房的地板上乱窜．她是个非常的害怕老鼠的人，所以她跑出了房子，坐上了开往商店公共汽车．
在商店她买了个老鼠夹．老板给她建议说：＂在上面放上点cheese之后老鼠会很快被抓住的！＂
那位女士带着买来的老鼠夹回到了家，但是当她想从菜橱里找些cheese时，却找不到了．她也不可能在这样晚的时间去商店买了，
所以她就从杂志上剪了一些cheese的图片放在了老鼠夹上以便抓到老鼠．
令人惊奇的是，那些图片起效果了．当那位女士第二天早上下楼到厨房的时候，她发现在老鼠夹上那有cheese图片旁多了另外一张有老鼠的图片！

真是绝配啊！呵呵！

我翻译的不准确！希望有人能指正我的不足！谢谢！

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