英语需要我们说出来，有时大家记住了很多单词，句型，但就是说不出英语来！
   这个跟“语商”有很大关系！要有好的语商，大家就需要有好的英文发音，要发好英文的发音，就绪要有好的脸部肌肉，有了适合说英语的脸部肌肉，说英语就会像说国语一样容易了！
    

            

  
1、How to make a cake

Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
Grease pan, crack nuts.
Measure two cups flour.
Remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby.
Remeasure flour.
Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to kitchen.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Wash baby.
Answer phone.
Return.
Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
Look for baby.
Grease another pan.
Answer telephone.
Return to kitchen and find baby.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it.
Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
Wash kitchen floor, table, wall, dishes.
Call baker.
Lie down.

解析
preheat：vt.预先加热
sifter：n.负责筛选的人, 筛子
bowl：n.碗, 碗状物, 木球
　　　 v.滚, (板球)投球


2、The Miracle Toddler Diet

　　Over the years you may have noticed, as I have, that most two-year-olds are trim. It came to me one day over a cup of black coffee and a carrot that perhaps their diet is the reason. After consultation with pediatricians, X-ray technicians, and distraught moms, I was able to formulate this new diet. It is inexpensive, offering great variety and sufficient quantity. Before embarking on the diet, however, be sure to check with your doctor°≠otherwise you might have to see him afterward. Good luck!

　　°˙DAY ONE
　　Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes.

　　Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest).

　　Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of stale beer.

　　Bedtime Snack: Toast piece of bread and toss it on the kitchen floor.

　　°˙DAY TWO

　　Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.

　　Lunch: Half a tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a cigarette (to be eaten, not smoked). One ice cube, if desired.

　　Afternoon Snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on rug.

　　Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour iced tea over mashed potatoes; eat with a spoon.

　　°˙DAY THREE

　　Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk: drink half, stuff pancakes in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterday's sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, and put it on the cushion of your best chair.

　　Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up.

　　Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some wine, coffee.

　　°˙FINAL DAY

　　Breakfast: A quarter-tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of corn flakes, add a half-cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog.

　　Lunch: Eat crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it.

　　Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert.

　　toddler: n. 初学走路的孩子
　　diet: n. 通常所吃的食物
　　trim: adj. 整齐的、整洁的
　　pediatrician: n. 儿科医师
　　sufficient: adj. 充分的、足够的
　　scramble: vt. 搅乱、使混杂
　　jelly: n. 果冻、果酱
　　vanilla: n. [植] 香草、香子兰
　　vial: n. 小瓶
　　slurp: v. 啜食
　　syrup: n. 果汁、糖浆
　　spaghetti: n. 意大利式细面条

　　练习指南：

　　快速让你的脸部肌肉运动起来，但别忘了笑一下。在我喜欢的电影《狮子王》中有一句话："If you smile to the world, and the world gonna smile back."

　　不需要用别的材料，把我推荐的这两段"超级练习大法"每天早晨快速读2遍，你的脸部就会变得越来越灵活。

好象英语绕口令啊

If you smile to the world, and the world gonna smile back.

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If you smile to the world, and the world gonna smile back.

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